Behold: the Ramanan Sivaranjan Awards for Excellence in Gaming, 2014 edition. These awards are nourishment for thoughtful old-school gamers of refined taste, such as yourself (I hope!), but are like poison for the mindless hordes of adolescent EN World gamers and their ilk.
(The sad thing is, this post came off as sarcasm, but it is actually sincere, despite the obvious hyperbolic puffery. Kudos to Sivaranjan for his initiative.)